What do you call a shoe that is made from bananas?

A slipper

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" hey dad, I wanna date the girl next door what do you think?" Said the son, "no you can't!, don't tell this to your mom but, that girl is your sister" replied the father

Son: "What about the girl across the street". Dad:"unfortunately son, that is also your sister". Son: "how about the girl that works in the bakery down street". Dad: " I'm really sorry son but, she's also your sister".

So the son gets frustrated and, goes to his mom to complain about it.

Mom said: " don't worry about it son, he's not even your real father".

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My body hurts as if I had been having sex all night long

But that "as if" is what hurts the most

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This whole time yoda has never revealed his last name. but I just found out

Layheehoo

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The World’s Most Pawsome Mascot

The World’s Most Pawsome Mascot
By 1993, Mario and Sonic were lighting up the video game world. With each new game, their stories grew deeper and their worlds began the expansion that would eventually lead to their inevitable convergence a few decades later. Certainly there was room for another friendly character?

May 31, 2019 at 09:05PM
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When you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils.

They dilate.

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Does my girlfriend have a cock?

Something inside me says yes

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