Trump is 72 years old and doesn't wear glasses.

I think this is because he's got 2020.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

6 7 8.

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What did the kidney stone say to the man?

Urine trouble.

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The Navy Says UFOs Are Real. UFO Hunters Are Thrilled

The Navy Says UFOs Are Real. UFO Hunters Are Thrilled
A new generation of ufologists are being inspired by military sightings and mainstream news stories.

June 1, 2019 at 10:34PM
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I just spent 350$ on a limo service and just found out it doesn't come with a driver!

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted

I don't get it. I've lived here for 273 years and not noticed anything strange.

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After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear.

“Who was that?”

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