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Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 6, 2019

I saw a guy wearing a T-shirt with the tag "Life = God + Righteousness"

I hope he understands that it also means; "God = Life - Righteousness" and "Righteousness = Life - God"....

What do forklifts and women have in common?

If you don’t have one, you have to unload by hand....

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America....

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they are aimed at a younger audience....

If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food.

I could almost afford a small popcorn....

So everyone knows why 6 is afraid of 7. Can you answer this, How did 10 die?

It was trapped in the middle of 9-11...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre...