Bullhead City, Arizona Was A Retiree Paradise. Then Came A Biblical Plague Of Flies.
Meet the small, greasy insects upending life in an idyllic community.
June 5, 2019 at 07:38PM
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Thứ Năm, 6 tháng 6, 2019
Bullhead City, Arizona Was A Retiree Paradise. Then Came A Biblical Plague Of Flies.
Bullhead City, Arizona Was A Retiree Paradise. Then Came A Biblical Plague Of Flies.
Meet the small, greasy insects upending life in an idyllic community.
June 5, 2019 at 07:38PM
via Digg http://bit.ly/2QJCc3i
Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don't like where real meat comes from.
Thứ Tư, 5 tháng 6, 2019
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear in order to not draw attention to his head or his leg, and he has a month to prepare so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a package with the following letter:
"Dear Sir:
Please find enclosed a complimentary pirate's costume. The handkerchief can cover your bald head if you'd like, and with your wooden leg you will be a great pirate.
Very truly yours,
Faye's Costumes"
The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg, and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another package and a letter, which says:
"Dear Sir:
We are quite sorry about the misunderstanding. Please find enclosed a monk costume. The long robe will cover your wooden leg, and with your bald head you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Faye's Costumes"
Now the man is really upset, since they have gone from using his wooden leg to using his bald head! So again he writes the company another letter of complaint, being particularly nasty about how they've failed to meet both conditions with their previous attempts. The next week he gets a much smaller package and a note, which reads:
"Dear Sir:
You will find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a caramel apple.
Very truly yours,
Faye's Costumes"
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