Me: I wish I had a tail.
Genje: Wejrd but okay.
Thứ Hai, 10 tháng 6, 2019
A girls goes to the doctor
a girl goes to the doctor and says:
"Doctor, I have a black dot next to the pussy and do not know what is"
The doctor says:
"Do you smoke?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
"Quit smoking and returns next week"
The following week the girl returns:
"The point has become bigger!"
The doctor, who does not know what to do, says:
"Do you drink alcohol?"
"Yes, sometimes"
"Then stop drinking and come back next week"
A week goes by and the girl returns:
"doctor, is still there"
The doctor is perplexed:
"Are you married?'
"Yes, why?"
"Come back tomorrow with your husband to see if he knows anything"
The next day he returns with the husband, who goes in a work suit and the doctor asks him:
"What do you work for?"
"I'm a carpenter"
"Fuck, then take the pencil out your ear when you eat your wife's pussy"
Canada Becomes A Basketball Factory
Canada Becomes A Basketball Factory
Toronto and Mississauga, Ontario, are sprouting youth hoops prospects. Sorry, New York and other hotbeds. These players might be better.
June 10, 2019 at 05:08AM
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There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."
A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass those f**king potatoes!"
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