They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama
Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 6, 2019
Winnie the
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words."
She then asked Little Johnny what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Little Johnny thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the Shit."
A student visits her teacher’s office before finals
An attractive university student visits her young professor's office after hours. Seeing he is still working, she walks in, closes the door, and kneels down in front of him. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She pushes his chair back and moves in closer. "I mean..." she says as she puts her hands on his knees, " I would do...anything." The teacher, doing his best to maintain his composure, looks down at her and says: “Anything?". “Anything.", she answers assertively. “Absolutely anything?”, he asks. “YES, absolutely anything!”, she responds, eager to please. "Would you...study?"
Jane was waiting for Sam to return from an outing with his boss. Around 6:30 p.m., she began to worry.
Sam finally stumbled in around 8pm, and looked exhausted and worn out.
"What happened? You were supposed to be here 3 hours ago. You look horrible!"
Sam caught his breath and collapsed on his couch. "We were playing golf... we got to the third hole, and the boss had a heart attack and died on the spot."
Jane gasped. "Oh my God- that must have been horrible!"
"Tell me about it," replied Sam. "For 15 more holes, it was hit the ball, drag the boss, hit the ball, drag the boss..."
Thứ Sáu, 14 tháng 6, 2019
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