Guess my thymine was off.
Thứ Ba, 18 tháng 6, 2019
The wife of a wealthy business man calls their butler into her bedroom while her husband is away on a trip for work
"Jeeves," she says at once, "take off my dress."
"Yes madam!" He replies, unbuttoning the top of her dress and watching it fall to the floor.
"Now, I want you to take off my bra."
"Oh, yes ma'am!" replies Jeeves, unhooking the front clasp of the fancy lace bra and throwing it carelessly to the side.
"And Jeeves, remove my panties."
"Yes ma'am!" replies the butler as he slides the black silk thong onto the floor.
"Now Jeeves," says the woman, "the next time I catch you wearing my clothes you're fired!"
So a priest is walking across the market and he hears a fisher yell”DAMN FISH GET YOUR DAMN FISH” so the priest walks up to the fisher and says “you can’t just swear like that you’ll make god angry” on which the fisher replies “this is an misunderstanding these fish were caught at the dam they’re
Dam fish” The priests understands what the fisher means and buys 2 dam fish when he comes home the priest asks his wife “can you cook these dam fish for supper tomorrow”on which the wife replies surprised”dear you’re a priest you can’t just swear like that” on which the priest explains the situation. The wife understands and cooks the fish. The next day they are eating the fish and the priest asks “can someone pass me the dam fish” on which the priests son replies “that’s the spirit dad can someone pass me the fucking fries”
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