But he punched up the fuck line.
Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 6, 2019
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with
After the question, the woman doesn't respond.
The man asks again "Just tell me, it's fine. How many men have you slept with?"
His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the roof.
The man says "I am sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other..."
Still silence from his wife.
The man, giving up, says "It's OK. Please don't be upset."
Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection. While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the roof, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband, "Damn it! You made me lose count!"
Bros Vs. Hoes.
A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The husband calls his wife's 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband's 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he was still there.
My grandpa told me “All you kids do these days is play video games.”
“When I was your age”, he continued, “my buddies and I went to Paris, We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn’t pay for my drinks all night!”
The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back only three days later covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.
The grandfather asks, “What the hell happened to you?”
The grandson says, “I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender — but they beat the shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!”
The grandfather says, “Well who the hell did you go with boy?”
The grandson says, “My friends from school, who did you go with?”
The grandfather says, “Well…the Nazis.”
This Father Of Three Put Everything Into Bitcoin. Here’s What Happened Next.
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