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Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 6, 2019

(In bad taste)

As I lay in bed after sex I said,

"Am I a terrible husband? A terrible father?"

"Both," replied my daughter.

I proposed to my ex-wife

But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money.

It's said that you can burn up to a 150 calories during sex.

That's a very impressive amount to burn in 2 seconds.

Did you know Tampax gives away slightly defective tampons for free?

No strings attached.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Ah, this one got me good :D

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. 

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.

He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

My grandad killed 50 German pilots in WW2

He wasn't a very skilled mechanic.