Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 6, 2019

(In bad taste)

As I lay in bed after sex I said, "Am I a terrible husband? A terrible father?" "Both," replied my daughter....

I proposed to my ex-wife

But she said no. She believes I’m just after my money....

It's said that you can burn up to a 150 calories during sex.

That's a very impressive amount to burn in 2 seconds....

Did you know Tampax gives away slightly defective tampons for free?

No strings attached....

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Ah, this one got me good :D...

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.  Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."...

My grandad killed 50 German pilots in WW2

He wasn't a very skilled mechanic....