I really need to get this shit off my chest,

and let my girlfriend know I’m not into this fetish.

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What do you get when you cross a brain tumor with a german sausage?

The wurst headache

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I have to tell my girlfriend that I don't like the fetish she's into...

But first I need to get some shit off my chest.

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62% of Kentuckians pronounce their state capital “Loo-uh-vul”, while 38% say “Loo-ee-ville.

Unfortunately, the correct answer is Frankfort.

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I know every single digit of pi.

I just don’t know the order of them

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur

You will get jurasskicked

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My wife accused me of hating all of her relatives.

I told her "That is not true, in fact I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."

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