and a woman asks him if she can say a word.
He says okay and she stands up, saying ‘Plethora’.
The man replies, ‘Thanks, that means a lot’.
Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 7, 2019
Inside The Conflict At Walmart That's Threatening Its High-Stakes Race With Amazon
Inside The Conflict At Walmart That's Threatening Its High-Stakes Race With Amazon
Walmart bought Jet.com to compete with Amazon, but Jet founder Marc Lore is feeling the heat as e-commerce losses surpass $1 billion.
July 3, 2019 at 07:56PM
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A man applies to a government job, and he gets told this:
A man goes to a post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him if he was allergic to anything.
He replies " Yes caffeine, I can't drink coffee,"
"OK," the interviewer says " Have you been in the military?"
The man answers " Yes I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says " OK that will give you 5 points toward employment," then he asks " Are you disabled in any way?"
The man says " Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer says " OK, you are a disabled veteran. That adds 5 more points to your employment. You're hired. Work is from 8am to 4pm and we expect you here at 10am.
The man says " Wait, if work starts at 8am, why should I come in at 10?"
The interviewer replies " Well, for the first two hours we just drink coffee and scratch our balls. No point in you coming for that."
Me: *petting a dog* Aww! He probably smells my dog!
Police: He's been trained to only react to the smell of drugs.
Me: sigh Yeah... my dog has a real problem.
Several men were in the locker room of the gym when a cell phone on a bench rang and a man put it on speaker and begins to talk. Everyone in the room stopped to listen.
Man: Hello!
Woman: Hi honey, its me. Are you at the club?
Man: Yes.
Woman: Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $2000: is it OK if I buy it?
Man: Sure, go ahead if you like that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one that I really liked.
Man: How much?
Woman: $90,000
Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all options.
Woman: Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Jane and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on market. They are asking $980,000 for it.
Man: Well, then go ahead and offer $900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go to the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want.
Woman: OK. See you later! I love you too much!
Man: Bye, I love you too.
The man hung up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turned and asked: Anyone knows whose phone is this?
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