I keep hearing people say these SoCal earthquakes are being caused by the heat or as punishment for how we have been acting. I think they are wrong.

It is actually the San Andreas's fault.

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My son’s math teacher called him average...

I just think he’s mean.

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Guy says to a Blonde girl, I bet I can guess when you were born just by fondling your tits, no way says the Blonde, go on then, so 20 minutes later the Blonde says OK when was I born?

Guy says: Yesterday.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What’s the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

Swine Flu requires oinkment and Bird Flu requires Tweetment

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We Can't Stop Watching This 3-Second Video Of A Cat Jumping Over A Gate

We Can't Stop Watching This 3-Second Video Of A Cat Jumping Over A Gate
Gets better every loop.

July 5, 2019 at 10:29PM
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I only believe in about 12.5% of the bible

I’m an eighth-iest

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