Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 8 tháng 7, 2019

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A horse, chicken and a pig are out walking on a farm...

When suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole. The pig and chicken freak and they don’t know how they will get their friend out. So the pig and chicken run up to the farmers house and they bang on the door, no answer... again they bang on the door, no answer. In a fury the chicken busts down the door and grabs the keys to the Mercedes parked out front. Then the two of them grab some rope. The pig then drives down to the mud hole and attaches one end of the rope to the horse and the other to the bumper. The pig then pulls the horse out with the...

I watched my first porno film last week....

I looked so much younger then....

As a child i was molested by mimes

They did unspeakable things to me....

What’s the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer balls, they’re under a buck... (Told to me by my 12yo son)...

A coworker told me a joke about Oedipus and King Midas today.

It was motherfucking gold....

A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean....