Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 7, 2019

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary....

When I was younger, I lived in a houseboat and started to date the girl next door.

Unfortunately we soon drifted apart....

Why don't chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they make the toys....

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre....

Facebook is set to release its own webmail client...

...emails will be flagged as "Mark has read"...

They say that Christmas is a Pagan holiday, but...

A senior figure secretly dispensing the contents of his sack for every child he can get to sounds pretty Catholic to me....