I went to the liquor store on my bicycle and bought a bottle vodka, put it in the basket on the front and then it occurred to me that if I fall or something happens, the bottle might break, so I drank it all right there and it's a good thing I did...

...'cause I fell 7 times on the way home...

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I wanted to post a joke about sodium

But then I was like Na, people wont understand.

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My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records

Until I got kicked out of the library.

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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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Damn girl are you a reddit user?

Because you give me the same fucking shit, day after day!

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Electrician gets home late...

Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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This Tesla-Powered Honda Is The Raw, Funky Future of Hot-Rodding

This Tesla-Powered Honda Is The Raw, Funky Future of Hot-Rodding
The "Teslonda" is silent mayhem on drag radials. We interviewed its creator and got behind the wheel.

July 10, 2019 at 01:26AM
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