Come to think of it, that's probably why I felt brave enough to beat him up....
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A Power Ranking Of The Best And Worst Margaritas At Every Major Chain Restaurant
A Power Ranking Of The Best And Worst Margaritas At Every Major Chain Restaurant
Our process was simple: We entered each national dining chain, asked the bartender for whatever they deemed their location's "flagship Margarita," and individually scored the drink based on presentation, balance of flavors and value for money.
July 11, 2019 at 10:34PM
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A Chinese man decided to retire and move to America after years of living in Shanghai.
A few days after moving in, the friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt, he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt he decides to put the welcome on...
I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched.
So after a brief chat i went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 300 lbs with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join an incel chatroom.
I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn't believe my luck.
I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I'm open minded so I took her to dinner.
On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs.
"Oh...
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