...to quit smoking
Chủ Nhật, 21 tháng 7, 2019
A principal notices a Post-It on a locker.
"Jocks of JFK High! This small change in diet can boost your physique FOREVER! Head to the gym to find out how!"
Puzzled, he pulls it off and continues down the hall. Just a few lockers down, another catches his eye.
"Hey goth girls! Tired of dark eyeliner that just runs all day? One simple trick will fix it! Find out how in the gym!"
OK, I'll bite, the principal thinks to himself. He walks to the gymnasium, pushes open the door...and immediately gets stuck. He looks down and sees the floor covered with flypaper glue.
Outraged, he removes his shoes to unstick himself and races around the school until he finds a young man placing a note, this time aimed at math nerds, on yet another locker.
He slaps the note out of his hand and shouts:
"QUIT POSTING CLIQUE BAIT EVERYWHERE!!"
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