There were just too many elephants in the room.
Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 7, 2019
The lion decided to invite everyone to his birthday party. But, him being the king, he ordered everybody to bring him meat as a present, or else he will hit them with his massive dong. And soon, the day came and all the animals lined up infront of the lion's cave with their presents.
The Wolf wanted to gift the King lamb, the fox had a chicken, the leopard an antilope, and so on...The lion greeted all of his guests and welcomed them to the party. Suddenly, the rabbit stood infront of him with a carrot. All guests went silent. The lion looked him in the eyes and said: " You know what this means, right?" The rabbit trembled and said:"I am so-o-o-rrrrry, sire, I-I-I couldn't find any me-e-a..." BAM! The rabbit fell to the ground, with tears in his eyes. Then he stood up and started laughing. The lion looked at him in confusion and asked:"Are you OK? Why are you laughing? " The rabbit: " Oh, it is nothing, mylord, I just remembered that the hedgehog is down the line, bringing you an apple. "
A man stands in front of a food truck reading the menu
"Cheese burgers $5
Fries $3
Hand jobs $10"
He walks over the the window and there is a beautiful blonde woman working behind the counter.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks, handing her ten dollars.
"Yes I am," she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands, I want two cheese burgers"
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