The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 8, 2019
So a 1024MB Memory Card walks into a bar...
The Memory Card spots a piano, sits down at it and starts playing some incredible music.
After a number of songs, mostly original, the Memory Card gets up and the bar goes wild with cheers and applause.
The bar owner was incredibly impressed and runs up to the Memory Card and says, "Buddy, you were INCREDIBLE! If you come back tomorrow, I'll split the night's till with you!"
"No can do..." says the Memory Card. "I'm limited to one gig!"
A Donkey And The Little Girl Who Raised Him Have An Emotional Reunion
A Donkey And The Little Girl Who Raised Him Have An Emotional Reunion
It's like a scene from a Pixar film.
August 3, 2019 at 09:18PM
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She told me that she’s going to slam my head into the keyboard the next time she catches me on this site.
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps..
Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness.
On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”
The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”
The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”
The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”
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