Did you hear about the racist chemist?

He recently joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium.

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because of the-

Car driving by: HONK

Me: Because if the-

2nd car driving by: HONK

Me:

Cop:

Me: Because of the-

3rd car driving by:HOOONK

Me: Because of the “Honk if you think cops have micropenises’’ bumper sticker?

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Wife asked me to take out a spider instead of killing it...

So I did, hit a few bars, dude is cool, wants to go into web design.

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Accused Sex Trafficker And Wealthy Financier Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead By Suicide In Manhattan Jail

Accused Sex Trafficker And Wealthy Financier Jeffrey Epstein Found Dead By Suicide In Manhattan Jail
Epstein, 66, was being held on federal sex trafficking charges.

August 10, 2019 at 08:39PM
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How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb

Has to be more than 20 because my basement is still dark

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A child asks his dad what gay meant.

Child: Dad, what does gay mean?

Dad: It means happy, son.

Child: Are you gay?

Dad: No, son. I have a wife.

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