Working in customer service already did that.
Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 8, 2019
I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.
I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?
I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.
An old lady goes to the doctor.
She mentions that no matter what, when she farts, they are always silent and don't smell.
To illustrate her point she lets one go.
Old lady: see doctor it was silent and I don't smell anything.
Doctor: I see, I am going to give you a prescription, then I want you to come back in a week and see how you are progressing.
One week later the old lady comes back.
Old lady: I don't know what you gave me doc, but now my farts smell horrible!
Doctor: great! Now that we fixed your sinuses, we can work on your hearing.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went to heaven.
"There are 1000 steps to heaven and I will tell you a joke every step. If you laugh, you don't get to heaven," God told the girls.
The redhead made it to the 45th step, the brunette made it to the 200th step, and the blonde made it to the 999th step.
When the blonde arrived at the 999th step, she laughed before God could even tell her the joke.
"What's so funny? I haven't even told the joke yet," God said.
"I know! I just got the first one!" the blonde replied.
We Tried to Do Vanlife Right. It Was a Disaster.
We Tried to Do Vanlife Right. It Was a Disaster.
What happened when one writer looked beyond the open road, the staged snapshots and the hashtag.
August 13, 2019 at 12:15AM
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