Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption, and stupidity I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 9, 2019
The clearance bird.
A lady walks into a pet store.
She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO
The lady asks the pet shop owner, "Why so cheap?"
The owner says "This bird used to live in a brothel, so he says a lot of inappropriate things."
The lady can't pass up the deal and decides to get the bird anyway.
She gets the bird home and the first thing the bird says is "Finally cleaned up this dump, and the new madam isn't bad looking."
The lady finds it amusing.
Her two teen daughters get home and the bird says "New whores in the house, business will be booming tonight."
The girls are shocked but laugh it off. A few hours later the woman's husband gets home and the bird says "Hey Jim."
A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500.
He asked his wife and she responded, "Every time I got mad at you, I knitted a bonnet." The husband was proud that in 25 years, he had only angered his wife three times.
"OK," he said, "that explains the bonnets, but what about the $2,500 dollars?"
The wife smiled and said, "That's money from all the bonnets I sold."
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