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"Do you sell XL condoms?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Yes, of course, family planning is in aisle 5," he replies.
"Thanks," she says, and walks over.
About a half hour later the pharmacist is stocking shelves and sees the woman still standing in aisle 5.
"Did you find the condoms?" he asks.
"Yep," she says.
"Well, is there something else I can help you with?" he asks.
"Nope. I'm just waiting to see who buys them."
it won!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper headline the next day read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
Again, the next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
Thinking that it may be for the best, the Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
As a result, the Bishop fainted. When he recovered he informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE