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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 9, 2019

The penguin joke (my favorite joke)

One day a Cop pulls a van over and when he walks up to the window he sees ten penguins in the back.

The cop asks the man "are those your penguins?"

The man Says "yes, they are my pets."

The cop replies to the man "You need to take them to the zoo right now."

So the man agrees and drives off. The next day the cop pulls over the same van and he walks up to the window and sees the ten pengins all wearing sunglasses.

The cop says to the man "I thought i told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

The man says "I did, today we are going to the beach!"

Top Tip

Turn your sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.

Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 9, 2019

A cop pulled me over for my dark window tint.

I didn't understand why my glass being dark was such a big deal until he removed the tint.

Then it was clear to me.

Donald Trump sits next to a little girl on Air Force one

Donald Trump sits next to a little girl on Air Force One (a daughter of one of his staff). He turns to her and says, 'Let's talk- I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and asks Trump, 'What would you like to talk about?'. 'Oh, I don't know,' says Trump, 'How about what changes I should make to “Make America Great Again”?' and smiles. ‘OK’, she says, ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first’. ‘A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’. Trump, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea'. To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don't know shit?'

So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favourite Star Wars character

You should've seen the Luke on her face.

What's the difference between EA and North Korea?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as EA

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

Micro trans-action.