A girl asked if I was into S&M. I don't really know a lot about music, but she was cute so I said "sure."

She must have figured out I was lying because she beat the hell out of me.

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What do you call a flying cow?

A high stakes mission

This is my first ever post on reddit hope you like it.

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I made a mistake at the grocery store.

I went to get 6 Sprites. Accidentally picked 7up

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Why did the scarecrow win employee of the month?

He was outstanding in his field

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A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking and molesting women."

The drunk says "Great! Let's get started."

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Got arrested at the airport last week.

Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.

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r/jokes has a discord and you need to join!

Over 10k members! Come see reposts in real time!

https://discord.gg/jokes

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