But my girlfriend insist it says dyslexia
Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 9, 2019
My wife
My wife came into the bedroom and in a strict voice she said "take my blouse off", so I took her blouse off.
"Take my shoes off", I took her shoes off
"Remove my skirt", I removed her skirt.
"Take my stockings off", slowly I took her stockings off.
"Now remove my bra", I removed her bra.
"Take my knickers off", I pulled her knickers off.
Standing there totally naked, she said "never let me catch you wearing my clothes ever again"
I took a cab and told the cabbie I was in a hurry...
The cabbie said no problem and starting speeding through the streets. We came up on a yellow light and instead of slowing down, he sped up and shot through the intersection.
I asked "Hey, should you slow down a bit?"
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way."
We came up on a red light and again he sped through the intersection.
I'm seriously concerned for my life now "Would you please drive more carefully."
"Don't worry about it. All of my buddies drive this way and we have been fine."
Then we came up on a green light and the cabbie came to a dead stop.
I got curious "Why are you stopped at a green light?"
"Oh, I gotta be careful cause one of my buddies could be driving on the other street."
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