Me: I wish for mor-
Genie: No wishing for more wishes
Me: I wish for more genies
Genie: Holy shit.
All the new genies: Holy shit.
Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 9, 2019
Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 9, 2019
A pirate walks into a doctor's surgery.
"Avast, sawbones," he growls, "I wants ye to look at the moles on me back. I think they might be of the cancerin' kind."
The doctor has a look at the pirate's back. "It's OK," he says, "they're benign."
"Arrr... look again," says the pirate, "I'm pretty sure there be ten."
A very badly beaten up man came to hospital. Doctor asked what the hell had happened to him.
Man: I was banging my neighbor over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said:" It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!".
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.
A six year old boy goes to work with his father....
A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.
After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.
The father asks his kid "what's the matter son?"
The kid replies "where are all the clowns that you say you work with?"
Edit - typo
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