Because they want to see their kids all groan up.
Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 9, 2019
A pirate walks into a doctor's surgery.
"Avast, sawbones," he growls, "I wants ye to look at the moles on me back. I think they might be of the cancerin' kind."
The doctor has a look at the pirate's back. "It's OK," he says, "they're benign."
"Arrr... look again," says the pirate, "I'm pretty sure there be ten."
A very badly beaten up man came to hospital. Doctor asked what the hell had happened to him.
Man: I was banging my neighbor over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said:" It's my husband! Quick, try the back door!".
Thinking back, I really should have ran but you don't get offers like that every day.
A six year old boy goes to work with his father....
A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.
After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.
The father asks his kid "what's the matter son?"
The kid replies "where are all the clowns that you say you work with?"
Edit - typo
So, the Pope is super early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car since becoming the pope. Naturally, he's a bit rusty so he's driving poorly when suddenly he sees police lights.
He pulls over and when the officer comes up to the window his eyes go wide. He says to the pope, "Hold on for a minute", and goes back to his car to radio the chief.
"Chief, we have a situation. I've pulled over an important figure." "How important? A governor or something?" "No sir, he's bigger." "So what, a celebrity??" "More important, sir." "A major politician???" "No sir, he's much bigger than that." "WELL, WHO THE HELL IS HE????"
"Sir, actually, I'm not sure but the pope's his driver."
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