A woman hires The Devil to get the priest out of her son
Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 9, 2019
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
The Internet Provider
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
One night at dinner, he decides to test it out. He asks his son what he did that afternoon.
His son says, "I did some homework". The robot slaps him.
" Alright, alright." His son says. "I went to my friends house and watched a movie."
"What movie?" The father asks.
"Toy Story." His son says. The robot slaps him.
"Alright, alright." His son says. We watched a porno.
The dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps him.
The mother laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps her.
Batman gets a call from Robin, who was having trouble with the car
"Batman, I can't get the Batmobile to start! I turn the Batkey, press the Batpedal, but nothing!"
Batman thinks a moment before asking "Did you check the battery?"
There are a few seconds of silence before Robin asks "What's a tery?"
An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives.
They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?” The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?” The Irish man - not wanting to be out witted by the other two men - looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”
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