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Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 9, 2019

My therapist told me that I have extreme difficulty in vocalizing my emotions.

Can’t say that I’m surprised....

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?" "We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied. "She's married and we can't go to her house....

In an African tribe village, the chieftain's wife gave birth to a white skinned child.

The chieftain quickly figured the voluntary doctor from Europe might be to blame. So the chieftain asked him to talk in his tent. Chieftain: "Today my wife gave birth to a white child. She and I are dark skinned. You are white. It doesn't take a doctor to figure out that you have slept with my wife!" The doctor remains calm: "The answer lies in the genetics. Some genetics have recessive traits, which are not apparent to the parents but may be passed on to the child. For example, last week one of your sheep gave birth to a black sheep." The chieftain...

I saw two guys wearing the same thing, and I asked if they were gay.

Then they arrested me....

What is a Halloween themed Fleshlight called?

A Jackoff-lantern....

You heard about the new sequel to The Exorcist?

A woman hires The Devil to get the priest out of her son...

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam, Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation. ​ Sincerely, ​ The Internet Provider...