A neckbeard goes to Africa. What does he get?

M’laria

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A man goes to a job interview

A man goes to a job interview and presents himself well. The interviewers are really impressed by how professional he is."Wow! You have an amazing resume and you present yourself fantastically but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume, what happened there?" Asked an interviewer."Oh thats when I went to yale" says the man and the interviewers are even more impressed and offer him a job on the spot. The man shows his gratitude by saying "Thank you for the yob"

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My best friend is mad at me, because I sniffed on his sisters underwear..

Don't know if he is mad because she was still wearing it or because her parents where present.

Whatever, it was a strange funeral.

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My dad asked me which Metallica songs I know

I told him I only know one and nothing else matters.

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In United States dogs are K9

In South Korea dogs are E10

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Cardi B has a sister that's a fitness instructor.

Her name is Cardi O

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