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Chủ Nhật, 22 tháng 9, 2019
A teacher in Ireland is giving an English lesson and asks the class for examples of when they have heard the word "contagious" being used…
One eager child says, "Daddy says to cover my mouth when I cough because my cold is contagious!"
"Very good!" replied the teacher. "Has anybody else got an example?"
"My mummy says my laugh is contagious!" said another child.
"Great answer!" said the teacher, "How about you Paddy?"
"Well, our neighbour was painting his fence with a toothbrush." said Paddy. "Dad says it's going to take the contagious!"
A little boy was walking on the road eating a chocolate.
A man came over and said, "Son, eating chocolates is bad for your health."
The boy replied, "Do you know, my Grandpa lived to be 105 years old."
"By eating chocolates?" The man asked.
"No, by minding his own business." He replied.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014 at 10:37 am.
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