Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 9, 2019

a man takes a day off work to go golfing

He’s ready to tee off when he hears a frog, “ribbit, 9 iron” The man is confused, but the frog speaks again, “ribbit, 9 iron” To prove the frog wrong, the man pulls out his 9 iron and swings at the ball. Hole in one. The man bends down and says “you must be a lucky frog” The frog replies, “ribbit, lucky frog” The man takes the frog to the next hole and the frog goes, “ribbit, 3 wood” The man pulls out a three wood and swings. Hole in one. “Wow you really are a lucky frog, what’s next?” the man asks. “Ribbit, Vegas.” So the man takes the frog to...

While I was shopping, I saw an ad in a window. It said, “Television for $1, volume stuck on full.”

There’s no way I can turn that down....

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?

No whey Jose....

When a fetus is hungry, what does it do?

It orders womb service....

What are you going to do in the weekend?

"I'm going to buy glasses." "And then what?" "Then I'll see."...

If I had a penny for every racist thing I said..

Some black motherfucker would have robbed me...

Chủ Nhật, 22 tháng 9, 2019

Did you know that drinking tea while being too relaxed can kill you?

It's called a casual tea....