What’s the difference between the president of Ukraine, and the president of the United States?

The president of Ukraine is a comedian, the president of the United States is a joke.

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A pack of geese is a gaggle

But a pack of camels is why my dad never came back

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Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You’ll get jurasskicked

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My friend is making a lot of easy money by selling pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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What do jokes and U.S. Presidents have in common?

This one fucking sucks.

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Young Jimmy catches a priest masturbating

And asks "What are you doing father?",

"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing it soon."

"Why father?" Jimmy asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me"

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[Dad Jokes] 3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with.

So they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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