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Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 9, 2019

Just read a book about Stockholm syndrome

It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it....

I was walking down the street with a friend and we saw two blind guys fighting

We got closer and I said "My bet is on the one with the knife." They both ran...

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change in the pulpit.

At home he was shy, quiet and retiring but in the church he was a real fire and brimstone orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he was two different people. One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached. "Ah," he said, "that's my altar ego."...

How are women's buttholes and 9 volt batteries alike?

You know you shouldn't, but eventually you'll put your tounge on it....

Why is Jesus Christ in such great shape?

He does Crossfit....

I called a dwarf by the wrong name.

He wasn't Happy....

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on.

I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"...