Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 10, 2019

What do you call a plant that changed genders?

A transplant...

The ice cream truck is going down the street

And a lady runs after it but it doesn't see her and keeps going. She keeps following until the driver sees her in his mirror. He stops and shes out of breath Truck driver: “hey, sorry about that, I didn't see you, what can I get you? “ Out of breath she says “I just wanted to tell you...I'm vegan”....

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang the picture....

What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Hot wings....

I asked the librarian for a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell but didn't know if it was there or not....

The caretaker of a generation ship was on his death bed

Many years before, Jacques had helped place all his friends and family into cryogenic sleep. He was a young man then and they all knew that he would likely be long dead by the time they reached their destination. They said their tearful goodbyes and drifted off to sleep. In the years he spent alone on the ship, he became adept at building small robots to help him complete his tasks. He formed relationships with the little bots, but he found he missed the companionship of real humans. He would take small stints in the cryogenic chambers in order...

People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain

Nobody ever expects the Spanish ink precision....