I just quit my job to focus on prospecting for gold

I'm just waiting to see how things pan out

Read More

You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran because it's past tents.

Read More

My new girlfriend loves bees.

She's a keeper.

Read More

Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-

Son: They do the mash

Dracula: nodding They do the monster mash

Read More

My girlfriend has started a livestream show where she does basic arithmetic while wearing lingerie.

It's "The Thot That Counts".

Read More

It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

Read More

A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "What can I get you Mr. President.?"

Read More