Me: Why doc? Is there something wrong?
Doctor: Its making me really uncomfortable
Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 10, 2019
A policeman is training three men, Bob, Don, and Rod, to become detectives.
The policeman flashes an image of a suspect at Bob for five seconds, and then asks him, "This is your suspect. How will you catch him?"
Bob replies, "Well, sir, that's easy! He only has one eye!"
The policeman replies, "That's because the photo I showed you is his profile! He doesn't have one eye!"
He goes to Don next, and does his usual thing.
Don replies, "That's a piece of cake! He only has one ear!"
To which the policeman says, "Well, that's because the photo I showed you IS HIS PROFILE!"
Pissed off at this point, he goes to Rod and asks him, "This is your suspect. How will you find him?"
Rod looks at the picture intently, and the says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is confused, and decides to check. Moments later, he emerges with a big smile on . his face and says, "Wow! He really does wear contact lenses! How did you make such an astute observation?"
"Easy. He can't wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear."
Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 10, 2019
A lot of conflict in the Wild West....
....could have been avoided completely if cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
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