Here's a joke about China

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Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian

It was the least I could have done for him.

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At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname “Mr. Compromise.”

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

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A Japanese tourist went into an American bank to exchange some Yen for Dollars..

He handed the teller 10,000 Yen and the teller returned him $90.

Confused, the Japanese man said "last month I exchanged 10,000 yen and received $100. Why today only $90?"

The teller replied "Fluctuations"

"Oh yeah? Fluck you Yankees too!" retorted the Japanese man

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{air horn sound}

{second air horn sound}

Me: “this isn’t deodorant”

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A woman goes to the doctor's to have a strange mark on her tummy looked at. The doctor said, "Do you by any chance have a boyfriend who attends Wisconsin University?"

Confused, the girl asks, "Why do ask?"

The doc chuckles, "I'm not just a doctor, I'm also an amateur detective. It looks like your lover likes to wear a sweater with the initial letter of their university emblazoned on the front. It's mildly abrasive quality has been rubbing on your skin."

"Not bad doc!" she says. "Not bad at all!"

"Well..." says the doctor. "Am I right, then? Do you have a boyfriend from Wisconsin?"

She smiles and explains, "Nope, but I've got a girlfriend from Michigan!"

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My cousin, a magician, decided to incorporate the use of trapdoors in his shows.

I think it's just a stage he's going through.

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