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Thứ Tư, 16 tháng 10, 2019

How do you call it when two short people do 69?

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Heartbreaking

Dallas Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

I'll never use that dictionary again...

The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.

Thứ Ba, 15 tháng 10, 2019

Someone stole my Microsoft office and they’re gonna pay,

You have my word.

Which friends should you always take out to dinner?

Your taste buds.

My friend was killed by a 2 ton sack of falling chickpeas

The police verdict? Hummuscide.

Why did the pianist get arrested?

Because he was fingering minors.