Why did the pianist get arrested?

Because he was fingering minors.

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Can we please ban yo mama jokes on this sub? All of the yo mama jokes have been done thousands of times by thousands of people.

Kinda like yo mama!

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Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?

Me: oh, that was when I went to Yale

Interviewer: Amazing, you are hired!

Me: hurray! I got a Yob!

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So I've been asking what LGBTQ is,

But nobody will give me a straight answer.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.

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When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears

so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and it settles on their land.

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