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Thứ Năm, 17 tháng 10, 2019

Donald Trump is exiting the White House and heading into his limo...

...when someone pulls out a gun and aims it at him.

A newbie secret service agent, spotting it first yells:"MICKEY MOUSE!".

The would be assassin stops in confusion, giving the other agents time to pin down and arrest him.

When the press reports were over, the newbies supervisor asks him:"Im confused, why did you shout Mickey Mouse?"

"I freaked out" he answers."I meant to shout DONALD DUCK!"

The best part about Islamic sex dolls

Is they can blow themselves up

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What's the difference between a politician and a serial killer?

The serial killer might listen if you plead with them

A dog gets lost into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before".

So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!".

The lion abruptly stops and says "woah!This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can".

Over by the tree top,a monkey witnessed everything.Evidently,the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return.

So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily"get on my back,we'll get him together".

So they start rushing back to the dog.The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more.

He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago... "

I looked across the museum hall and spotted my ex girlfriend, but I was too self conscious to say hello.

There was just too much history between us.

-Sir, you have a bladder infection.

-What’s that?

-Urine trouble, sir.