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Leroy please paint that wall
Thứ Năm, 17 tháng 10, 2019
I said to my boss the other day, "I need to leave early today, I'm going to be a father!"
"Of course", he replied. "Take the afternoon off."
When I returned to work the next day, my boss came to my desk. "Well, how'd it go? Is it a boy or a girl?"
"I dunno", I said, "I'll tell you in nine months."
Donald Trump is exiting the White House and heading into his limo...
...when someone pulls out a gun and aims it at him.
A newbie secret service agent, spotting it first yells:"MICKEY MOUSE!".
The would be assassin stops in confusion, giving the other agents time to pin down and arrest him.
When the press reports were over, the newbies supervisor asks him:"Im confused, why did you shout Mickey Mouse?"
"I freaked out" he answers."I meant to shout DONALD DUCK!"
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