My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed important for him that I have it.
Thứ Sáu, 25 tháng 10, 2019
(NSFW) A man walks into a bank and says to the the teller, “I want to open a fucking checking account.”
The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but we don’t tolerate language like that in this bank.”
The teller then leaves the window and walks over to her manager to explain the situation.
The manager agrees that the teller shouldn’t have to put up with that kind of language.
They both return to the window and the manager asks the man, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”
“There is no fucking problem” the man says. “I just won $200 million in the damn lottery and I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank.”
“Oh, I see.” says the manager. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?”
Thứ Năm, 24 tháng 10, 2019
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