An ego and a superego walk into a bar.

The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id”.

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What do you call an IT teacher who touches his student?

PDF file.

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I was watching porn with my girlfriend and she complained, “This is so unrealistic.”

I said, “Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone’s that frigid.”

“Not that,” she explained, “It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks.”

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What’s ET short for?

So he can fit in the spaceship

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Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, 'what would Jesus do?'

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why is dark spelled with a k, and not a c?

Because you can’t see in the dark.

Courtesy of my 14 year old this evening.

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Why are there two d's in reddit?

The second one is a repost.

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