I had a scary math joke...

But I'm 2² to say it

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I went to a gender reveal party yesterday

and was immediately told to put my clothes back on

edit: let's take this post to the top, my minions! Good work!!

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Guess who stopped smoking this morning?

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

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Does anyone else hate it when a girl pulls the “I have a boyfriend” line on you when you aren’t even remotely interested in her?

...My wife really acts fucking strange sometimes.

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The CEO of Valve walks into a bar with two of his associates...

The bartender asks “What can I get for you?”

The CEO responds “We’ll have one drink and two drinks please.”

The bartender replies “So three drinks?”

“What the hell is three?”

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How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office?

Erections.

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