What did little Johnny's mother do when she caught him zapping the other children with static electricity?

She grounded him.

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Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons.

I think I have telekinieces.

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Recently, i’ve tried to make a car without wheels.

I’ve been working on it tirelessly.

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A little known fact...

Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.

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My dentist removed the wrong tooth.

It was accidental.

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I saw a man in the street with a dog and a white stick. I said ‘You must be blind.’ He said ‘Yeah, tell me something I don’t know.’

So I said ‘There’s a tree over there.’

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