Cause they lactose
Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 11, 2019
Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 11, 2019
A hamburger walks into a bar
The hamburger sits down at the bar and asks the bartender “hey can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “sorry we don’t serve food here.”
A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies: “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter and the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
I desperately needed a massive shit on the train today but there were no toilets in sight and none onboard so I just sat there and held it for about 20 minutes.
The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, "Is that a poo in your hand?"
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