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Thứ Sáu, 8 tháng 11, 2019
A Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar...
As they walk in the Scotsman proclaims loudly for all to hear “Drinks for the house, on me!”
The next day in the newspaper the headlines reads ‘Irish ventriloquist found beaten to death”
The 1st day at school: the new student named Jose Armando, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the 5th grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Jose, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."
"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"
Again, no response except from Jose :"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Jose, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"
"Who said that? " she demanded.
Jose put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836.
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Jose answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Jose jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"
Jose whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."
Finally someone throws an eraser at Jose, someone shouted "Duck"!
Teacher, just waking, asked "Who said that?
Jose: "Dick Cheney, 2006 "
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